Ten more days until school gets out for summer. Shitballs. What am I going to do? After last summer break, I had to be put on Lexapro for the sheer inability to handle my stress. I'm afraid for what this summer will do to me. Maybe I can find a school out here, that has a year round session lasting from June to August. Okay, I'm digressing...
Daniel Jr.'s class is doing a fun acronym for the last 11 days of school. Each letter of the words "Second Grade" will stand for a different activity. Tuesday was Science Day. Today is "Eat With The Teacher Day." He was telling me that when they reach the letter N, that everyone had to come up with a Nonsense Name. I'm sure you know where I'm headed with this one.
Every kid in the class will call each other by their new moniker for just that day. Here is a list (no joke) of the names that Daniel came up with:
- Ima Jack Cass
- I. M. Sting Key
- Ima Lou Sir
- Shib Pauls (hmmm...I wonder where he got the inspiration for this one?)
- I. P. Freely (this one was dad's suggestion)
Daniel knows that whenever a classmate calls his name, they will be dooming themselves to harsh peer ridicule. I hope that his teacher knows what she's getting herself into.
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Kadi: My city and neighboring county has free day-camp for four hours per day beginning in June. [Or, have you already gone that route and are no longer allowed back? :)] Anyhoo, four hours is some relief, isn't it??
PS: I'm diggin the names. The teacher obviously has no idea what she's in for on "I" day. That's her own fault!
hilarious names.
Maybe you should move to Painesville Ohio. I grew up there and it's not great but they did just open a new k-8 that will be all year. ;)
Open all year I meant
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