Friday, May 09, 2008

Doing what?

Have any of you acutally read the little ads on this blog, posted by Adsense? Well, I did today and I, for one, am dying to know how a blogger can earn $30,000/day. What the hell have I been doing all this time, making mere quarters a day with my measly little blog posts, when I could be raking in the dough? Unfortunately I cannot click on my own ads, or Google will send out some of its henchmen to rub me out. Can somebody please click on that thingy on the left and tell me what I need to do to start earning the big bucks? Until then, I'm going to use my imagination and think of ways to increse blog traffic. Here are a few ideas that might work:


Host a bloggy building contest. Sorry, ladies, I said bloggy building!

Muscles
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I could put together a calendar of hot firefighter picutres to feature on the blog. These guys will not be invited to participate.

A Days Work
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I can start a charitable toy drive for the needy kids of the world because everyone knows that:

Bad Santa
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Or I could always do stupid stunts while wearing a helmet cam because stuff like this is always good for a laugh:

Whoops
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If anyone has some ideas, or finds out the 30,000 dollar secret, drop me a line. I promise to split the profit with you:

Sweaty Splits
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Get it...split? Okay, I'm done. Have a safe and happy Friday!



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Fashion Paramedic said...

OMG--that last picture had me WEAK!!

Well, one of the ads says you can make $500 in 15 minutes, but it has nothing to do with blogging and everything to do with gambling. (Using their "system" to win at roulette, etc.)

I personally can do well at roulette on my own, which has me thinking that I can make up my own system and put an ad on your site!

Fashion Paramedic said...

PS: Here's a link to their "making money" system:

http://www.easy-cash-systems.com/system.html

Tiff said...

I wonder if the ads change depending on where we are, I have never seen an ad by adsense. There is a thingy on the right that says your blog is worth $36,695.10. Have you figured out how to get ahold of that money yet?

Kadi said...

Tiff~ If I had...do you think I wouls still be living where I am? HELL NO! Hee hee!!

Meg said...

I've given up on making money. But I'm just wondering why my blog gets ads like, 'Meet Real Cheating Housewives.'

SF Trickster said...

WOW!

Fish Family said...

Oh my gosh! Where do you find this stuff??? So funny!