Yesterday, I was online shopping for flowers. We send Daniel's grandma a bouquet or Mother's day, every year. We, meaning I shop for them and Daniel pays for them (just like everything else.) As I looked at the flower website, Daniel came over to the computer to see what I was up to:
D: "Oh honey, don't shop there. Use Pro Flowers. The flowers are fresher."
K: "Ummmm....okay." I'm growing suspicious.
D: "Oh...here. Use this code to get a better deal. I have an account with them."
K: "Okay...Hold the damn phone! Since when do you have an ever lovin' flower account?"
D: "I dunno, a few months."
K: "I have received one flower delivery in the last five years. So who the hell are you buying flowers for, that you need an account?"
D: "Settle down. Mike (his brother) orders his wife's flowers from that site and he showed me how to set up an account for when I order flowers for you. Only you, dear."
K: "You having a flower account, is like me having a savings account. Pointless."
I'm pretty sure that I'll be getting flowers for Mother's Day. Not because my husband thinks that I deserve them, but to save his ass from my sick and twisted trust issues...and also to prove a point.
P.S...here is a funny post that I did not write (though I wish I had!) I'll be including a link to another blogger's humorous posts, every day now. Just to spread the love! Click here to read about the recent increase in shark attacks.
I love sick humor!
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