Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Hope is for chumps.

I am hosting bunco tonight. As life usually happens, Aiden just split his knee open. He needs stitches. I started getting the kids ready and the phone rang. Trenton is in the nurses office. He just barfed at school. I'm wearing jammies and my hair looks like I styled it with an egg beater. Aiden is on the couch, demanding more ice, crying that his knee hurts and being a grouchy patient. Reed is eating a packet of hot cocoa, under the kitchen table. I'm not too sure where Ella is, but at least she's not whining in my ear, as has been the case all day.

Hopefully I can find a semi clean outfit, tame my mane and pick up barfy Trenton and the rest of the school aged crew. We are all going down the hill to see Dr. Perez and possibly get some stitches. I am out of barf bags, so hopefully Trenton can keep from douching the car with vomit. Hopefully, I can still make Bunco tonight. Hopefully I win so that I can pay for the therapy that I am going to need after today. My hope is strong, but I can hope in one hand and shit in the other and I'm pretty sure which one will fill up first.


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10 guests at the inn:

Stormcarver said...

Good luck! Always at the worst possible moment, huh? And always all at once.

Gotta love their little timing mechanisms...

Hope everyone is feeling better/healing better soon. I also hope the Muse of Magically-Run-Quiet-Households visits you soon, even if she doesn't tend to stay too long in one place.

Ms.Christy said...

You know me Kadi, I always think the HOPE will win. LOL
love,
Christy

ksd said...

Do I count 7 kids in your photo??? It'll be decades before you can host an uneventful bunco night -- think how boring it'll be.

Abbie said...

Ohhh I SO feel ya sister!! whew!

What are these children doing to us?!

Angie said...

I do NOT know how you do it. It seems like it is always something when 7 kids are involved. You are a strong woman, my friend. One puking kid is enough for me. Factor in egg-beaten hair and stitches...I'd be DONE!

Dorky Dad said...

Here's my suggestion: try not styling your hair with an egg beater. It's generally a bad idea.

trishiedawn said...

Hope your Bunco night went well! As I well know, things seem to go downhill fast when you have something planned! Do you still have a "shitballs" award? I would probably win for the year with the my tale of last weekend! I now need lots of therapy, some damned good "happy" pills and a wonderful divorce lawyer! How does life go to hell in the blink of an eye?

Hettie Brewner said...

Remember that one time when you were loving life, laying out by the pool, being a stay-at-home mom? The good ol days, eh!? Smile chick!

Kadi said...

Trishie Dawn:
Yes! Send me the story!

trishiedawn said...

Kadi,
Do you have a shitballs email address? I have to send this to you. It will make your day seem so much better! LOL