No shit, I saw a van exactly like this on the road, yesterday...
Are they afraid that someone will mistake them for an armored
vehicle?
This should be our door mat. Most people have to wipe
their shoes on the way out.
Hesperia Urgent Care:
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You get what you pay for. Next time, dish out the extra money
for a real tattoo artist.
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This is why I do not bungee jump:
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And speaking of shit...
Why is it that my dog is so picky about the brand of dog food that I buy, yet she chases Reed around when he poops, in hopes to catch any falling feces? You can't possibly be that picky if you like to eat crap. Maybe I should invent a dog food that tastes like baby poop.
One more thing....
I thought that the dog had really been pooping up a storm, as of late. I was getting worried and tired of picking up so much poop. Then, this morning, I caught Phillip copping a squat and dropping the kids off in the grass. We own three bathrooms. Why do my kids insist on being one with nature? Phillip will now be on poop scooping duty for two weeks.
Okay, that's all. Have a shit free rest of your day! (I'll try to do the same.)
4 guests at the inn:
You should definitely do poo flavored nutritional dog food. You could have two flavors: baby poo and cat poo! But please make it smell like something good...lol. (Okay I'm going to puke).
Is your yard nice? You could just give Phillip a little gardening shovel and tell him to dig a hole and poop in it and cover it up. Haha.
Okay, I had to laugh at the whole dog and poop thing. I've had a similar quandry, only with my kids. Why will they eat their boogers, dirt and bugs, but they won't eat the yummy food on their plate that mom has just slaved over? Maybe if I stuff it up their nose or throw it in the yard, they'll eat it.
ntperry~
You could put boogers on thier food, or you could roll the yummy food in shit and feed it to my dog.
I just found your blog through cre8buzz. This post cracked me up!
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