Throw Up Thursday

Maybe I should have called this blog "Chronicles of Nastiness." It seems as though there has been a plethera of gag inducing topics to write about. For instance, can anyone guess what this is?

I'll give you a hint: When we "picked" it out of the bottom of Daniel Jr's backpack, it was "ripe" with nostril offending odor. Take a guess...


I also have an update on our potty training. I never in my life thought I would have to re-train my kids to go in the potty. Somehow, we lost sight of the fact that the toilet serves a purpose other than to clog with toys. But...in all fairness, we are getting closer to making into the actual toilet:

The bathtub is right next to the toilet. It gives me hope that I might even find some floating where it belongs, today!

In other news, Phillip's doctor (ENT) appointment needs to be pushed up. He did not pass his year end assessment at school. His teacher and I had a talk last night. He is lashing out at every little thing. He gives up so easily at school, out of frustration. He cannot even understand what song I am singing to him at bedtime. It is pretty obvious that his hearing loss is affecting his whole life. I'm not about to wait until June 10th to find out why this keeps happening. If it is wax blockage, I'm going to open a candle making business, because he obviously has an overabundance of it!

Okay, I think that covers it. Mystery food? Check. Poop in the tub? Check. Ear Wax. Check. Yeah, I think I've grossed you all enough today. Oh wait, I almost forgot. Now that the gay marriage ban has been lifted from California, we will be seeing a lot more of this:

Funny Pictures and Myspace Layouts at pYzam.com

Gay men dressed as dalmations...CHECK-A-LICIOUS SWEETIE (insert gay voice here)!

Ha ha happy Thursday!!